i want you to hold me

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deceased rambling in the dead of the night isn't really supposed to make sense but when you consider the dead are only those who see you and you can't see back it makes a little bit more sense but you can't hear them and you think that's weird but then they knock on your shoulder and you think and question why it was a knock instead of a tap but you turn around anyway and say hi and they greet you back with a weird smile but it's not really a smile and moreso that fucked up jeff the killer smile you know the one where the corners are slit and it's way too wide and it's just stupid surreal but anyway they say hi and you say hi back because what the fuck else are you supposed to do that's a ghost in your house and they say hi and you say hi again this time more confused because why did it just say hi twice you already greeted it and it asks for a fucking jar of peanut butter and what the hell you're allergic to peanut butter but not peanuts specifically peanut butter okay so maybe saying you're allergic to peanut butter is an exaggeration you just don't like the mouthfeel but anyway you know your roommate has peanut butter in the cupboard and so you stumble into the kitchen at like 2 am to get this weird fucking entity a jar of peanut butter and the jar's like half eaten but the ghost doesn't care and eats the jar lid and you stare at it like why did it just eat the jar lid and not the peanut butter okay and it asks for some bread and you get the bread and it eats the bread tag and at this point you think you're starting to get it like okay it's not eating food it's eating the shit that contains it okay and it asks you for some jelly and you give it the jar of jelly expecting it to only eat the lid and you'll need to get the plastic wrap later for this stuff but no it actually just eats the jelly like a normal person and so you're like okay what the fuck why didn't you eat the bread and the peanut butter and it says it did and you look back at your stuff and you realize that oh yeah it did eat the peanut butter and the bread but okay that was a weird way to go about it and you just stare at the ghost and it's still got that jeff the killer smile and you just have a staring contest for a few seconds and you blink and your roommate walks in and rubs his eyes and just shouts your name and asks why the fuck you're holding a pb & j sandwich

you hate pb & j sandwiches what the fuck was that ghost even real

wait it's still there okay

hi ghost

did you just make me make a pb & j sandwich

and it says yes and you're like okay and you hand it to your disgruntled roommate and he just takes it and you head back to your room and goddamn what the hell okay